The M.E.A.N. T.E.A.M.

Awesome meat shirt

themeanteam — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 14:55:15 +0000

On sale for $5!

Meat pilgrimmages

themeanteam — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:24:00 +0000

The Fifth-Third Burger is a 1.66-pound burger thing that’s available at the West Michigan Whitecaps Fifth Third Ballpark in Comstock Park, Michigan.

Bacon Camp is an ad-hoc unconference born from the desire for people to share and learn in an open environment about bacon in San Francisco, California. Bacon as art: Bacon Eggs.

And this guy wins for best license plate:

9 WAYS TO SAY NO TO VEGETARIANISM

themeanteam — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 05:46:31 +0000

This is a short list of ways to say “NO” if you are every confronted by a vegetarian who is trying to convince you to become a vegetarian.

1. “HELL NO!”
2. “Nah… NAH, $H!T NAH! I reckon you get your ass beat you do something like that.”
3. “It’s against my religion to ____.”
4. “Get thee behind me Satan.”
5. Give them the cold shoulder (This should work, although vegetarians should be used to being ignored).
6. “1..2..3.. NO!!!!” Strength in numbers.
7. Just laugh in their faces, because it really is pretty comical.
8. A good slap in the face (or a punch if you so desire). This should get the message across, and will probably hurt them alot more then usual because they are on such a crappy diet.
9. Join the ‘Sponsor a Vegetarian’ Crusade.

Philosophy page now up

themeanteam — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 04:55:52 +0000

Now you can read all about the philosophy of the Mean Team and what we stand for: MEAT.

Be sure to take the poll…

New Team photos!

themeanteam — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 04:33:32 +0000

Vintage Mean Team

New team photos posted under TEAM PRIDE! Got any awesome pictures devouring your meat? Send it! Bonus points if you’re in Mean Team gear. If your name is Ben, you get a Red Dog.

Honoring fellow meat advocates

themeanteam — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:53:34 +0000

Behold the Meat ship and the Porkgasm:

Made from bacon, sausages, pastry, franks and pork mince.

Bacon strips, bacon sausage, ham sausage, ham slices, smoked pork sausage and roasted pork belly surrounded by ground sausage shaped into a pig, wrapped in bacon and roasted. Garnished with chili ears and tail.

Welcome to the meat locker

themeanteam — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 20:08:36 +0000

We are the Mean Team.

Meat Eaters Across the Nation

Together Eating Assorted Meats.

Advocating meat one steak at a time.